mattg124:

wickedly-vogue:

virtualjew:

This is honestly so perfect

I would love to go there and just see what they would give me

oh thats a neat idea.. so.. that would mean I get to pay what I think they deserve 

mattg124:

wickedly-vogue:

virtualjew:

This is honestly so perfect

I would love to go there and just see what they would give me

oh thats a neat idea.. so.. that would mean I get to pay what I think they deserve 

(Source: merklee)

When people walk really slow in the hallways

totally-relatable:

image

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: akceus)

johnthemod1:

johnsalib:

hippychickally:

my sick humor makes me enjoy this. I know it’s not very appropraite. but it happens.
unequaldivision:

somethingsortaclever:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….
I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

Words cannot explain.


DEAD.

whoa.

johnthemod1:

johnsalib:

hippychickally:

my sick humor makes me enjoy this. I know it’s not very appropraite. but it happens.

unequaldivision:

somethingsortaclever:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….

I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

Words cannot explain.

DEAD.

whoa.

(Source: sparklebuns, via that-black-ballerina-blogger)

mattg124:

Black Friday haul #america

Amazing!!!

mattg124:

Black Friday haul #america

Amazing!!!

Awesomeness

Awesomeness

(Source: wherethelinesoverlap123, via lvl1critter)

Rowr

Rowr

(via lvl1critter)

It’s the galaxy suckers! No really!

It’s the galaxy suckers! No really!

(Source: distraction, via tippingtimeless)

How’s r u

How’s r u

(Source: enevoad-a, via cassieeatsyou)

Snow White:Hair as black as night/ crows feather Skin as white as snowLips as RED as BLOOD

Snow White:
Hair as black as night/ crows feather
Skin as white as snow
Lips as RED as BLOOD

(Source: pactressia, via cassieeatsyou)

Babam

Babam

(Source: truebluenails, via lvl1critter)